MY POINT ... AND I DO HAVE ONE Ellen DeGeneres HB w/ DJ :: FREE Shipping

• Hardback Book with Dust Jacket by Ellen DeGeneres
• Copyright © 1995 by Crazy Monkey, Inc.

Contents include:

" A Note from the Author

Thanks for No Memory

A Letter to My Friend
or
A Frog in a Sombrero Does Not a Party Make

Daily Affirmations
or
A Cup of Pudding a Day Is the Way to Stay O.K.

Ellen DeGeneres: Road Warrior
or
Sometimes You Need a Map,
Sometimes You Need a Globe,
Sometimes You Need a Map and a Globe -
but Not Very Often

The Plane Truth
or
Dem Ain't Goobers, Dem's Peanuts !

Ellen's New Hobby

Ellenvision

I Went to a Psychic
or
Baloney Is Just Salami with an Inferiority Complex

How to Explain Sex to a Child
or
When There's a Corn Chip,
There's Bound to Be Hot Sauce

In the Kitchen with Ellen
or
As Tasty as Poison and Just as Deadly

Things That Sound Like a Good Idea at First,
but Really Aren't

Ellen DeGeneres Is a Man !
or
Ellen DeGeneres Is a Man !

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

The Scariest Thing

The Time Ellen DeGeneres Had an Emergency !

One Step Closer to God
or
One Step Back,
You Do the Hokey-Pokey
and You Turn Yourself Around

The Ellie-Gellie

Things to Do if You're Stuck in an Elevator to Help
You Pass the Time

Ellen's Wild Kingdom
or
You Can Put High Heels on a Poodle,
but That Won't Make It a Hooker

Ask Ellen
or
It Might Look Like Honey,
It Might Taste Like Honey,
and Bless My Corns,
It Might Even Be Honey

Crazy Superstitions That Really Work !

The Benefits of Being a Celebrity
By Ellen DeGeneres, Big Enormous Star

Your Own Fantasy Conversation with Ellen DeGeneres

Experiments in Human Behavior

Ellen's Sure-Fire Cures for the
Things That Ail Ye

The Last Chapter "

The book is in very good to excellent condition with only very minor wear to the dust jacket.
No torn or ripped pages.
No markings or writing except for a price that was written on the first page in pencil and then erased.